Squirrel Superpowers: Why These Tiny Animals Cause Big Trouble
December 14, 2025
You lock the doors, hang the lights and settle in for the holidays. Then something starts scratching, chewing or waddling where it definitely does not belong. Winter has a funny way of inviting wildlife into places they were never invited to be. Attics turn into cozy hideouts, garages feel like five-star resorts and crawl spaces become prime real estate. To have a little fun with a very real holiday headache, The Snake Chaser team put together this festive poem that features the uninvited guests we deal with every winter. Some are noisy, some are sneaky and none of them brought a gift.
The 12 Uninvited Guests of Christmas
Here’s what we see when the temperatures drop and wildlife starts house hunting.
On the first cold night of Christmas, what did I see?
One bat in the attic hanging over me.
On the second frosty morning before the sun
Two squirrels in the walls chewing for fun.
On the third chilly day while checking the roof
Three pigeons in the vents leaving plenty of proof.
On the fourth quiet evening while locking the door
Four crows in the chimney refusing to soar.
On the fifth surprised step into the garage
Five raccoons digging through storage like a lodge.
On the sixth early morning with coffee in hand
Six opossums in the crawlspace making a stand.
On the seventh cold afternoon while opening the shed
Seven rat snakes curled where tools should be kept.
On the eighth leaf cleanup behind the back gate
Eight copperheads hiding under the landscape.
On the ninth calm night when the yard looked clear
Nine foxes sneaking close to the house this year.
On the tenth cold knock on the pantry door
Ten rats stealing snacks from the bottom floor.
On the eleventh walk near the fireplace glow
Eleven birds in the chimney stuck down below.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the lesson was clear
Twelve uninvited guests tried to move in this year.
Why These Uninvited Guests Show Up in Winter
Uninvited guests don’t crash holiday parties on purpose. Wildlife moves closer to homes in winter because houses offer warmth, shelter and easy access to food. Attics trap heat, garages stay quiet and decorations often attract wildlife. When rodents show up, snakes and other predators follow. The Snake Chaser sees a sharp rise in wildlife calls every winter for this exact reason.
When Uninvited Guests Become a Real Problem
A single animal can cause damage fast. Chewed wires, torn insulation, droppings, odors and health risks all come with uninvited guests. What starts as a funny story can turn into expensive repairs. That’s why professional removal matters, especially during the holidays when families gather and activity increases.
If this poem feels a little too familiar, you’re not alone. Uninvited guests show up in Myrtle Beach homes every winter, and they never leave on their own. The Snake Chaser handles nuisance wildlife the right way so you can enjoy the holidays without checking the attic, garage or crawl space every time you hear a noise. Call us today and let us handle the critters, so the only guests you worry about are the ones who bring dessert.
FAQs
1. What are the most common uninvited guests found in homes during winter?
The most common uninvited guests during winter include squirrels, raccoons, bats, rats, mice, birds and snakes. These animals search for warm, quiet spaces like attics, garages, crawl spaces and walls. Winter weather pushes them closer to homes where food and shelter are easier to find.
2. Why do wildlife problems increase around the holidays?
Wildlife problems increase during the holidays because people decorate, store food and open spaces that stay closed most of the year. Holiday lights, boxes, firewood and decorations attract rodents, which then attract larger animals. Cold weather also drives wildlife to seek shelter inside structures.
3. Should I try to remove uninvited wildlife myself?
Removing wildlife on your own can be dangerous. Animals can bite, scratch and carry diseases. Some species are also protected by law. The Snake Chaser knows how to remove uninvited guests safely and prevent them from returning, which protects your home and your family.
